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Lot Jokes

When a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.