Lot jokes

A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"

When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.