What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny cash
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a good lot of fat the other's a fat lot of good
What it's a lot Syphilis
What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?
"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.
How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
The radio is a player-it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
