You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
