I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Why do white people own a lot of pets? Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality
Why does the heart β₯οΈ listen to music πΆ a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
yo mamma so fat she made up of lot of atoms
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Roses are red i hate snitches you talk a lot of game for a guy with 3in
hoes be like ive been through a lot no alots been through you
What's white, red, and screams a lot? A baby in a blender.
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
