Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
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What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
Why does the heart β₯οΈ listen to music πΆ a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
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My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
hoes be like ive been through a lot no alots been through you
Roses are red i hate snitches you talk a lot of game for a guy with 3in
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What's white, red, and screams a lot? A baby in a blender.
why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL
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Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
