Lost jokes
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Find Jaiden.
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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.
Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.