Rubber Band jokes

So my brother said we should start a band, and I said I already had a band. So I gave him my band and he said he was talking about music, and I said, "Well, I do have a trum-bone ;)"

I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.

I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

An eagle-lastic band!

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

I hate rubber.