Lose Jokes

When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

Where does hitler look first when he loses something? The attic

Why did the doctor get mad

Because he was losing he's patients

my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.

child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have

You can't lose kahoot if you Kashoot the class first

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Because orange is the new black.

I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".