Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Abortion and Tax Evasion
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that having an abortion is like dodging taxes: the more you "lose" (either the kid or the money), the fewer problems you have. But let's be real, kiddo, life ain't that simple. You probably pay taxes, but you definitely don't understand this.