Lose Jokes

one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up

Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up

White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!

Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.

what do emo kids and hitler have in common?

Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...

My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"

Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.

whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:

Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'

A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."