Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet but she didn’t listen...
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
next time u see a Brit, go up to them and say:
Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston'
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
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why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic. I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, ore lose it forever.
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How did the British lose the war of 1812
They were out Britshed
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
