Lose jokes
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why'd the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Sometimes presidents lose their minds as they get older into their presidency. A good example of this is JFK. He lost his mind everywhere.
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5