Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
