Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Hello I'm Ariana I'm looking for someone anyone wanna date me?
Arina
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
