Look jokes

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Why did my brother cross the road?

Because he was looking for his brain.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?

Looks like I've only got myself to blame...

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."

My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"

Josh: Cookies.

Jacob: My parents.

Erika: My Friends!

Brody: Lamborghinis.

Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)

My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!

*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....