If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
So Joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo.
Then he saw one made out of dick skin, so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth.
PENIS PENIS
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. đ
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
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A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
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It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasnât going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said itâs gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I donât believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, Iâm gonna poop in your Daddyâs hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I donât believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
