Look jokes
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.