Look jokes
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Babys Horenet's first word
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.