Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Longing Jokes
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
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