Longing jokes
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Memes
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.