Longing jokes
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Memes
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...