Longing jokes
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
To Tina: Hi, love, you're my oldest and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live. I luvv you so much, my sweetest, dearest darling.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Memes
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.