Long hair Danny, the fanny.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Long live the quee—Oh wait...
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
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I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
