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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour
What is 14 inches long and starts with D
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
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Your hairline is so long that Odell beckem jr missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away
Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!
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Guess what's 'tiiiimmeeeee ABDE'?
....yes, it is long time no see
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long."
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A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while, and says: "Long time no see!"
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long Sleeves
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
What did one plane say to the other?
It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.
Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got to violent and now their sister(World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption and the planes were given back to their owners.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog’s fingers.
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