My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
For soo long I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What's different between you and me I have a plan for this new year. So long suckers. Keep scrolling.
y Do orphans look at a house for so long Cuz they never had one
What did the dog say when he got it's tail caught in the door?
It won't be long now...
Your forehead is so long even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D
What's 2ft long, blue and stiff and keeps a woman up all night????
Cot death.
Raju: How about you Sunil
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju : Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he
Nagpur
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke. Hitler says, “Yes.” Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?” Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
If I mesherd ur forhed it will be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot
what has nut long big and sticky a snikers bar
What do you call a very long bowl? Manute Bowl
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
Long time no see
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
1,2,3,A,B,C,D, And Theirs a D in it and theirs also a 3 thats how long your d is
your mums hair line was so long that you decided to get therapy
