If you think long and hard Oral sex is like Cannibals
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now
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Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
Little Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher said, "okay everyone, Tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet". Johnny didn't know the alphabet so he decided to ask his family. He walked in the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mamma, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV and he says, "Tommy what's the Second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman". So He went to his Grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma what's the third letter of the Alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher come to Johnny she says, "Johnny what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now" - Johnny "Who do you think you are young man to talk to someone like me that way?" - teacher "I'm Batman" - Johnny The teacher whups his ass and little johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"
Later that day he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse that he accidentally cussed to his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.
Can you tell me the real answer of this joke. What do you call a drone that take the long way around
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick. bahahahaha
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
To Tina: hi Love, your my oldest, and dearest friend. I will love you for as long as I live: I luvv you so much, my sweetest dearest darling.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown
But the punch line is too long
your mothers hair line is sooooooo long cause dora the explora could not explore it
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages Someone else: How was it? Me: It's a long story
Yo hairline so long it makes you look like mr clean
Long live the quee—Oh wait....
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Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
