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Test answer

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Teletubby

The image consists of two side-by-side images. The left image shows the sun baby from the Teletubbies show. The right image shows a woman sitting outside with a young child on her lap. The text in the image states "The teletubbies sun baby has a baby." and "We've been alive for too long".

Celebrity

The image is a grid of nine photos. Each photo shows a person who is made to look like a celebrity and has a name similar to that of the celebrity. The top row features "Pů Ting," resembling Vladimir Putin, "Yi Long Musk," resembling Elon Musk, and "Di Nhi Rho," resembling Robert De Niro. The second row showcases "Zhorxe Bus," resembling George Bush, "Wok," resembling Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and "Yuan-i Diệph," resembling Johnny Depp. The bottom row presents "Yin Di Zhêl," resembling Vin Diesel, "Bhra Di Pitth," resembling Brad Pitt, and "Zhong Xina," resembling John Cena.

Sleep

It works, my brother has never slept better

A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."

Purpose

FR

A meme image with two people. The text above the image reads "THEM: OMG! HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? ME:". Below the image it says "I JUST EXIST NOW. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE AT ALL.". The text "@MEMESTODISCUSSINTHERAPY" is in the middle of the image.

Platypus

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a platypus with text that says, "Quick Animal Facts: Most platypuses don't have to secretly fight a criminal mastermind who keeps on making unstoppable, long named gadgets." The bottom panel shows a man with text saying, "What do you mean, 'most?'"

Rent

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Holiday

The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."

Dementia

A screenshot from Toy Story features Woody's face with a shocked expression and slightly open mouth. Text at the top reads: "Me giving my granny with dementia astronomical backshots after she thought I was her long dead husband."

Grocery Store

A crying white cat with the text: "NOBODY. 6 YEAR OLD ME THINKING MY MOM DIED BECAUSE SHE TOOK TOO LONG AT THE GROCERY STORE."

Heart

A photo shows a person lying in bed with their cat. They are holding a Nintendo Switch in front of the cat's face, displaying a video game. The lower part of the image contains text from a message board, including the lines: "Long term gf and I just broke up. This is the best way I know to mend a broken heart." And a comment with an image of Pepe the Frog saying: ">framed picture of a fucking fan, Why do Americans do weird shit like this?"

Funeral

The image shows a funeral service with the caption "this funeral long ahh hell". In the foreground a mobile phone displays a scene from the cartoon "Family Guy".

Boot

A map of Italy is shown with a very long boot photoshopped onto the peninsula. The text reads: "why tf y'all say Italy looks like a boot it'd be so long" with a crying-laughing emoji.

Bomb

A technical diagram of the Little Boy atomic bomb, a gun-type bomb, shows the internal components: Uranium 235, detonator and conventional charge. The text gives measurements: 28" in diameter, 10" long, 9,000 lbs, 50 kg of Uranium, 70% 235U, critical mass = 17" in diameter, Y = 12.5 kT.

Butt

A close-up of a green buttock with two bones sticking out of it. The text on top reads, "You ever sit for so long that your butt feels like this."

Surgery

The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.

Monday

Me after Monday

A dog dressed in a robe and towel on its head sits on a couch with a mug. The text on the image reads, "It's been a long week."

Towel

your choice

A woman is lying down and has many small doll-like figures on her face and body. The text overlayed on the image says, "When he takes too long to get the towel."

Ex

A still image of a Bionicle figure with the text "Alabama boys when their ex comes back to them after the break up. You lost the right to call me 'brother' long ago!" overlaid.

Instagram

A smartphone screen showing an app usage list. The list displays app names, 'on screen' time, 'background' time, and total time. Visible apps include 'Torch' (53h 52m on screen), 'Clash of Clans' (33h 50m on screen), and 'Instagram' (9h 54m on screen). A red oval highlights the 'Instagram' entry, which also shows '6h 23m background' and a total of '16h 17m'. White text overlayed on the bottom part of the image reads: 'Been on insta a little too long.. gotta detox'.

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