Trash Bin jokes

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."