Trash Bin jokes
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."