Trash Bin jokes

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?

One baby in three trashcans.

What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

- One dead baby in five garbage cans.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.