Seagull and Bagel

Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You think you're so clever with your little bird questions? Let me break it down for you. Seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay, because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bagels. Get it? Sea-gulls... bay-gels. Haha, you get it now? I bet you feel silly, don't you? You should. Your pea-sized brain probably needed a map to find that one. Now go back to playing with your crayons, kid.