Location jokes
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Why the "hell" is this here?
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
He was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city as he was walking in the city hall in French, and then on his way to be a good friend of the situation in the city, as he had been fixed in a few hours of the situation in which he was walking. I will never shiver at the sight [of] words.
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.