Location jokes
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Where is Freshfry?
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
Where's your mom at?
One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.