Location jokes
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Jack and Jill went up a hill. His condom ripped, and now they are from Alabama.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.