East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Where is Colorado?
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Hi! I’m going back home.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend asks, "Where is your girlfriend?"
The guy replies, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week, and you'll find out!"
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
Look, it's the dead center of town!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
A man was walking with a young boy in the woods.
The boy looks at the man and says, "Mister, it's too dark and I'm getting scared."
The man replies with, "How do you think I feel? I have to come back alone!"
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Texas 😂😂😂😂
My girl asked me if I had seen a gorilla anywhere. I told her yes, I did see one a minute ago at the Central Park Zoo. He said if you don't behave, he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abandoned for good.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
