Location

Location jokes

What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

What is the origin of the glory hole?

The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"

"Africa," the parrot replied.

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

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  • I asked my mother about her mom.

    She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.