Location jokes

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.

What is the origin of the glory hole?

The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.