Location jokes

Kiwi loves men.

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?

So they can always see their parents.

You and Jason in your bed.

Where did daddy cum in the bed?...

Everywhere!

I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!