Location jokes

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

Why is Santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends.

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."