Location jokes
Afghanistan.
A man walked into a bar...
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is the pocket?
It is there, the pocket.
You were born on a road. That's where most accidents happen.
Q: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Where did Sally go during the attack?
Everywhere.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.