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Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

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Nut

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Tooth

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

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Orphanage

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

Hair

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

Christmas

Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?

12 year old me: Yeah!

Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?

Me: What?

Dog

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Rapeboat

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.