Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
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What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
That is so bad, just like you.
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
