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I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

More like your anus.

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

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Me and my cancer

Are like a game of Fortnite.

I’ll never win.

I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

I would like to make a Minecraft joke...

It would be too plain.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!