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Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
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What games do bats like to play at recess?
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?