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Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
That is so bad, just like you.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Memes
new years be like in my house
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!