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A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

I like penis in my bum!

Like if you are emo.

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

What would the world be like without women?

A pain in the ass.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!