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Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
I like cats.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.