There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Guys, donāt suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
