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Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)