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Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!

My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."

How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!