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I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
More like your anus.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
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Stephen Hawking like black willies.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Does breath smell like 🍑?