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Stephen Hawking like black willies.

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Does breath smell like 🍑?

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

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