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What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
That is so bad, just like you.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?