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What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.

I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.

Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?

Because they're home alone themselves!

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Stephen Hawking like black willies.

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.