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Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

Gays: I like men.

Straight: I like women.

Bisexual: A hole is a hole.

You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

That is so bad, just like you.

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

I'm like a rubber because people hit me as I can't feel.

There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

"Send me back, I never liked you."

I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.

I like my women like I like my diving pool:

Deep and wet.

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?

Looks like I've only got myself to blame...

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

Looks like he never charged up fully.

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!