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Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Stephen Hawking like black willies.

My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.

Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

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"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

What games do bats like to play at recess?

Dinosaurs be like:

".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."