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If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
Memes
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
Like if you are emo.
I like penis in my bum!
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.