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Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"

A cat in the desert be like:

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.