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Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.

Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."

I like penis in my bum!

Like if you are emo.

Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!

Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.