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You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.