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Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?