Like jokes

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?

My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?

My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...

Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.

*Everyone Looks at me*

What does Mars like to eat?

A Mars bar!

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It just felt like it.

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.

One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.