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By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

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What does Mars like to eat?

A Mars bar!

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

I like whiteboards.

They're quite re-markable.

One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.

My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

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