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Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Make like your hairline and scram!
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Billy Bob like pineapple.