Like jokes
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Girls be like
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
You fighting? More like you're dying!
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.