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My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Like if you think someone is gay.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.