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What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.