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What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
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What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Ads? More like bads.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"