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Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
History meme for y’all
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.