Like Jokes

What does Mars like to eat?

A Mars bar!

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Vote for the better joke.

I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

A cartoon image of Rick and Morty characters from the TV show Rick and Morty with the text: "When someone starts expressing their feelings in an honest, sincere way instead of having the decency to turn their pain into humorous cynicism like a normal person."

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"

Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: It just felt like it.

Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.

Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?

A: Because they like to come in a little behind.

Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"

I like whiteboards.

They're quite re-markable.

Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.

My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"

Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?

It’s the only place they can vote!

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"