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You like kissing boys, don't you?
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
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What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.