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Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.