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Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
my mom be like
You like kissing boys, don't you?
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
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How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.