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What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Memes
History meme for y’all
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.