Like jokes
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.