Like jokes

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

Make like your hairline and scram!

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."