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You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

What is Batman like?

He is an orphan.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.