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Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.