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Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

Yo head built like 2 parentheses.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is built like a license plate.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”