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We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
GF be like...
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."