Like jokes
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Memes
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." š
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.