Like Jokes

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.

I like chips.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

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The image shows text against a background of grass. It states, "Schools be like:" then lists "Bad Grades", "Vaping", "Racism", "Bullying", each with an angel emoji, followed by "Hoodies", "Phones", "Gum", and "AirPods", each with an angry face emoji.

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

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This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"