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Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?