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Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?