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The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?

Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

"I like ya cut G" means two different things.

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Dark humor is like water. It exists.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Why do candles like birthdays?

Because they can get lit!

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

Why do orphans like water?

Cuz they drink it ;)

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.