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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.

I like my humor like my people. Well done.

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

Which company likes Jesus the most?

IHS Markit!

If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

I like moldy food.

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?

Because Muslims don't like pigs!

My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?

Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.

Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.

Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-

Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.

Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?