Like jokes
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
I like pepper.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(