Like jokes
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.