Like jokes
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
Itβs like masturbation. Sometimes itβs not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. Thatβs what thighjobs are for.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Memes
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
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Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.