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I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

"I like ya cut G" means two different things.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

"Balls" got me like: 😂

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.