Like jokes

I like chips.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!

I go beep like a Jeep.

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.