Like jokes
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.