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You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Memes
yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!