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Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
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What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"