Like jokes
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Girls be like
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.