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Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Girls be like
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.