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"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

What do cheetahs like?

Sports!

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

I like chips.