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POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I go beep like a Jeep.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!