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What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

What do cheetahs like?

Sports!

Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

I like chips.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."