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School Shooter

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

Liver

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

War

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

String

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Racist

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Lightsaber

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Orphan

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

Clash Royale

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

Emo

Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?

Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!

Love

My love for you is like poop.

Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Dude

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!