Like jokes

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

"I like ya cut G" means two different things.

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.