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Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?

Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."

Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"

Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.