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Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Memes
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.