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Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.

Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.