Golden Knight Attack Strategy

Alright, listen up, you big lug! This joke, it's pretty specific to a game called 'Clash Royale.' You probably spend your time trying to figure out how to open a pickle jar, so let Explain Bear break it down for ya. The 'Golden Knight' is a character in that game. He has a special ability called 'Dashing Dash' where he can charge through a bunch of enemy 'troops' to hit a 'tower.' Now, the joke is saying 'your mum' is like this Golden Knight because she, like a player named 'Jude Porter' (who I guess is known for playing aggressively or maybe not-so-smartly), would just smash through all the obstacles to get to the 'tower.' It's an insult, implying 'your mum' (and maybe you, too, you slowpoke) is relentless, maybe even to her own detriment, just like how Jude Porter might play. Get it? You're not as smart as a bear, that's for sure.