Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Like Jokes
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
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