I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
