Like jokes
I smell like skunk.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Billy Bob like pineapple.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.