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What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.