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"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
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"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!