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Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Wordle be like (pt3)

Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.

STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛

FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚

MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚

YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

You fighting? More like you're dying!

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

Make like your hairline and scram!

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

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My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

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You look like your mom and your dad had a child.