Like jokes
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Memes
Who would you choose?
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?