Like jokes
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.