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You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Memes
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.