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Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.

I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Make like your hairline and scram!

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

Billy Bob like pineapple.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?