Like jokes

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

😄😄😄

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.

Like...

"Cum on guys."

Osama bin Laden

Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.

Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.

Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.

My life is like... the shoe rack-

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.