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I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

Your PP is small, just like my will to live.

Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.

What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.

Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?

Answer: Because they already ate.

What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?

Humpty Dumpty!

"It never gets old."

"Just like a sick kid!"

Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.

Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!

I like fire trucks and monster trucks.

Dying mall be like...

"Toys" were us.

Goodbye, kitty.

Dying Canes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Why are women like diapers?

They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.

So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱

Why don't some people like pennies?

Because it's common cents.

The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.