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What's red, green, and smells like shit?

... Red and green shit.

The school shooter when the cops show up be like:

"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."

My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?

Me: Yeh, of course.

My Bff: Ok which one?

Me: You know... the black one.

Me: Like my soul...

My Bff: Jeez you ok?

"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"

Dying mall be like...

"Toys" were us.

Goodbye, kitty.

Dying Canes.

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.

I am curious how many likes this will get.

LIKE IT!!!!!

Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!

The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.

Why don't some people like pennies?

Because it's common cents.

I like fire trucks and monster trucks.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Like if I'm fine-ish.

When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.

Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!