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Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Make this the most liked post.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.