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Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Like if I'm fine-ish.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!