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Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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Nerds be like...
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
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This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
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What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
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