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Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I like mangoes.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."