I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Like Jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
