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A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.

I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

TDS? More like STDs.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who?

You sound like an owl.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!

Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

I bet you like men!

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.

Why do orphans not like laptops?...

They don't have a homepage.