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Why do orphans air?

It’s invisible just like their parents.

God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.

People of Earth: *running and screaming*

Santen: *to God* Really?

For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.

He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.

Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.

Why are uncles like curries?

Because bad ones hurt your asshole.

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

How do you catch an elephant?

Act like a peanut.