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Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"

Why are uncles like curries?

Because bad ones hurt your asshole.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.