Like jokes
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."