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What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
One like = more from me to you. 👊
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.