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Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
I bet you like men!
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"