Like jokes

Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

I only have a few friends, like if you relate.

Based on a true story.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.