Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
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Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
I like mangoes.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
