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"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."