Like jokes
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Memes
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.