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For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.