Like jokes
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."