Like jokes
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.