Like jokes

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

You're built like a double cheeseburger.

Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.

A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."