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What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

Why don’t orphans like baseball?

They have no home to run to.

"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

I like ramen. If you do, like!

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

What instruments do skeletons like to play?

Trombones.

Why is life like penises?

Women make it hard.

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

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