Like jokes
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
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How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Memes
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.